Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here YSL College bag, ya know, the one from that fancy store. Folks call it Yves Saint Laurent, but that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Anyhow, this bag, it ain’t just any ol’ bag. It’s been around a spell, since, what, 2015 they say? That’s a long time for a bag, I reckon.
What’s so special ’bout it? Well, first off, it’s got this fancy stitchin’ on it. They call it “chevron quilting.” Sounds mighty grand, don’t it? But it’s just pretty lines goin’ zigzag, like. Makes it look all puffy and nice. And that there flap, it’s shaped like a V. Not just a straight flap like most bags, mind ya. It’s got a point, like a fancy letter or somethin’.
- It’s got that YSL thingamajig on it too. Looks like a fancy doodle, but I hear it means somethin’ important. Folks pay a pretty penny for that doodle, I tell ya.
- And it ain’t just one size, neither. They got different sizes, for different folks, I guess. Big ones, small ones, all sorts. And colors too! Not just plain ol’ black or brown. They got reds and blues and all sorts of fancy colors. Makes a gal wanna grab ’em all, but my pocketbook ain’t that deep, ya know?
Now, I heard tell that these bags, they cost a whole lot less over in Europe. Paris, they say. Imagine that! Twenty percent cheaper, maybe more, if you can get that tax thingy back. They call it VAT, or some such nonsense. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but if it saves ya money, who am I to complain? I ain’t never been to Paris, but I hear it’s a fancy place with lots of these fancy stores. Maybe one day I’ll win the lottery and go get myself one of them cheaper bags.
Some folks say this here College bag is a good investment. Like puttin’ money in the bank, but prettier, I reckon. Especially them special ones, made outta snake skin or somethin’. Python, they call it. Sounds dangerous to me, but folks seem to like it. They say it holds its value, maybe even goes up in price later on. I dunno ’bout all that investment talk, but I do know a pretty bag when I see one.
And if somethin’ breaks on it, well, they say you can get it fixed. If ya bought it from their store, or that fancy website, YSL somethin’ or other, they’ll fix it right up for ya. That’s good to know, I guess. Spendin’ all that money on a bag, you’d want it to last a good long while, right?
They got this other bag too, the LouLou. Named after some gal, I hear. But we’re talkin’ ’bout the College bag today, so let’s stick to that. This here College bag, it’s a crossbody bag. Means ya wear it across your body, like. Keeps it safe, I guess. And it’s got that comfy look, ya know? Like you could wear it with your boots and a sweater and still look all fancy. Transitional, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ a weatherman would say, but I guess it means you can wear it in different seasons.
Where to get one? Well, there’s them fancy stores, of course. And I heard you can find ’em online too. Lots of places sellin’ ’em, seems like. But ya gotta be careful, I reckon. Make sure you’re gettin’ the real deal, not some cheap knockoff. Nobody wants a fake bag, right? You want the real McCoy, the one with the fancy stitchin’ and the V-shaped flap and that YSL doodle.
So, there ya have it. My two cents on this here YSL College bag. It’s a fancy bag, a pricey bag, but a pretty bag, that’s for sure. And if ya got the money and ya like the way it looks, well, go on and get yourself one. Just don’t go blamin’ me if ya end up spendin’ all your hard-earned cash! It ain’t my fault these fancy stores make such pretty things.
And remember, if you are going for a trip, you might consider buying it overseas, it could be a great deal, I tell ya. But be careful and take care of your belongings in those fancy places. I heard there are lots of people around those stores who would take anything from you if you are not careful. So be sure you are with someone, better to be safe than sorry, right?
Anyways, I’m going now to feed my chickens; these little fellas never stop eating, such hungry creatures! I wish I have their appetite sometimes.
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