Hey there, you wanna hear somethin’ ’bout them fancy High imitation Rolex watches? The green ones, the New Green Submariner, yeah, them’s the ones. I heard they sell ’em at them specialty stores. My grandson, he’s always on that internet thing, he showed me. Said they cost a heap of money. He said many models are easy to search and compare prices. I don’t know ’bout that, but that’s what he said. Popularity ranking. Latest popular items. Free shipping and next day delivery. Wow! That’s a lot of stuff.
These High imitation Rolex, they sure are somethin’. Shiny and green, like a frog’s belly, but a real pretty frog. I seen a picture of one, looked like it could tell you the time on the moon! They got this twirly thing on ’em, I think they call it a…a “bezel”. Yeah, that’s it. And it’s green too, matches the face of the watch. Looks like one of them fancy emeralds, but I bet it ain’t real. It’s all about the green, green, green, make them people envy. I think it is popular these days.
Now, my old man, God rest his soul, he had a watch. Wasn’t no Rolex, mind you. Just a plain ol’ thing he got down at the general store. Told the time just fine, though. Didn’t need no fancy green face to know when it was time to feed the chickens. But these High imitation Rolex ones, they’re different. The specialty stores keep ’em locked up, like they’re gold or somethin’. They are limited availability.
I heard folks talkin’ down at the diner the other day. They was sayin’ these green Rolex watches, the New Green Submariner kind, they’re hard to come by. Some fellas, they collect ’em, like some folks collect them little porcelain dolls. They say it’s a big deal if you got one. They must be very expensive. Some models start at $33,495, some models start at $42. That’s a lot of money.
- They’re shiny, like a new penny.
- They got that green color, like a frog, but a fancy one.
- They got that twirly thing, the “bezel”.
- They’re hard to find, like a four-leaf clover.
- Folks collect ’em, like them dolls.
I reckon if you got the money, and you want somethin’ fancy to tell the time, then one of these High imitation Rolex watches might be for you. Me, I’m happy with my old clock on the wall. It don’t have no green face, and it don’t have no twirly thing, but it tells the time just the same. These specialty stores, they are all over the cities, not so much in our neck of the woods.
But I tell ya, them green watches, they sure are somethin’ to look at. I think they have some kinda magic or charm. Reminds me of that time I saw a rainbow after a big storm. Bright and colorful, just like that New Green Submariner. But I think it’s just a watch. If you are not careful, you might get scammed. Better to be careful.
Anyways, that’s what I heard ’bout them High imitation Rolex watches, the green ones. They’re fancy, they’re expensive, and they’re hard to find. If you see one, you’ll know it. Just like you’d know a diamond if you saw one. But a diamond, that’s a whole ‘nother story. These specialty stores are always crowded. People want to buy these watches.
Well, I best be gettin’ on. Got chores to do. Just remember, a watch is a watch, even if it’s green and shiny. Don’t go spendin’ all your money on somethin’ just ’cause it looks pretty. There’s more to life than fancy watches, ya know? Like family, and good food, and a roof over your head. Those are the important things. Don’t let anyone tell you different. Just be careful when you buy a High imitation Rolex, especially the New Green Submariner.
But hey, if you do get one of them green Rolex, you be sure to show it off. It’s like winnin’ the lottery, I reckon. Just don’t let it go to your head. And don’t forget where you came from. Remember your roots, ya hear? Because everyone will want one if they see you are wearing it. Be careful.
Alright, that’s enough about them watches. It’s just a watch, just like any other one. I gotta go now. Sun’s gettin’ low, and I gotta get supper started. You take care now, ya hear? And don’t you worry too much ’bout them fancy watches. Just be happy with what you got. That’s the secret to a good life, right there. Happiness. That’s more valuable than any High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, I reckon. I need to say it again, don’t buy it unless you are rich.
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