Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout them fancy watches, the kind city folks wear. They call ’em Rolex Submariner Green, somethin’ like that. Never seen one myself, mind you, but I hear they’re a big deal. People pay a whole lotta money for ’em, which is just crazy if you ask me.
Now, from what I gather, there are these places, they call ’em specialty stores, where you can get these watches. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Probably got shiny floors and people wearin’ suits. Wouldn’t know, never been to one. But these stores, they sell these Rolex watches, the green ones especially. They say it’s a special color, makes the watch worth more or somethin’. Beats me why green is so special, grass is green and nobody’s payin’ a fortune for that.
They say some of these watches ain’t even real, ya know? Fake, they call ’em. Made to look like the real deal, but they ain’t. And there’s these factories, big places I reckon, that make nothin’ but fake watches. One’s called JF Factory, or somethin’ like that. They make all kinds, even those fancy ones with the screws all over, the Audemar Piglets or whatever they’re called. But they also make a lotta those green Rolex watches.
- And the thing is, people wanna know if they got a real one or a fake. There’s ways to tell, I hear. Somethin’ about the way the numbers look, or the way the hands move. I wouldn’t know, I can barely tell time on my old kitchen clock.
- And these green Rolexes, they got nicknames too. Hulk, they call one. Like that big green fella from the picture shows. It’s all green, the face and the rim around it. Then there’s another one, Kermit, I think. Not sure what the difference is, probably just more green, if you ask me.
Now, why folks pay so much for these green watches is beyond me. They say it’s an investment. Like puttin’ money in the bank, I guess. But instead of a bank, it’s a watch. And the greener it is, the better the investment, they say. Makes no sense, if you ask me. A good hen is a better investment, least you get eggs.
These specialty stores, they probably know all about this investment stuff. They tell ya how rare the watch is, how few of ’em they made. And that makes the price go up, see? Scarcity, they call it. Like when there ain’t enough rain, and the crops don’t grow. But with watches, it’s on purpose, I guess. They make ’em scarce so folks will pay more.
And if you got one of these green Rolexes and you wanna sell it, well, there’s places for that too. They say you gotta find the best place, the one that’ll give you the most money. Best Price for Rolex Submariner, they say. Like it’s some kinda contest. Folks are always tryin’ to get the best deal, ain’t they? Me, I just want a fair price for my eggs.
I heard there’s even pictures you can look at, real close-up ones, to see if a watch is fake. They point out all the little things that ain’t right. The letters might be crooked, or the little crown on the watch might be off. It’s like a puzzle, I guess. But I ain’t got time for puzzles. Got chores to do.
So, that’s what I know about these High Imitation Rolex Submariner Green Specialty Stores. Fancy watches, fancy prices, and a whole lotta fuss about the color green. Me, I’ll stick with my old rooster, he tells time just fine. And he don’t cost me nothin’ but a little feed.
But if you’re into these things, you gotta look for the details. Make sure the watch is well-made, you know, sturdy. They say it’s made of somethin’ called stainless steel, gotta be tough. And you gotta be able to see the time, even in the dark, so they got this glow-in-the-dark stuff on the hands and numbers, they call it “lume”. And the style, they say it’s “straightforward” and “subtle”, which I guess means it ain’t too flashy, but still looks good. All these things add up to a good watch, they say.
So there you have it. More than I ever thought I’d know about them green watches. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
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