Well, let me tell you, these days, everybody’s talkin’ ’bout them fancy watches. Especially them High imitation Rolex Two-tone Black Submariner. Now, I ain’t one for fancy things, but I hear these things are somethin’ else. They say they look just like the real deal, only cost a whole lot less. Like one-thirtieth, they say, for a “Submariner”. What a word!
You see, these Rolex, they got this, uh, “Submariner” thing. Sounds like some kinda underwater boat, don’t it? But it’s a watch. And this “Two-tone” one, it’s got black on it. I reckon black goes with everythin’. My old shoes are black, been wearin’ ’em for years. Still good shoes.
They say these High imitation Rolex, they as good as the real ones. Almost the same. Got all them little details, the logo, the dial thingy. Now, what’s a dial, you ask? I think it’s that round part with the numbers. This Submariner, it’s a “dive watch,” they call it. Like you go divin’ in the water with it. We ain’t got much water ’round here, ‘cept the well, and I ain’t divin’ in that!
- High imitation Rolex Two-tone Black Submariner, that’s a mouthful!
- They real shiny, I bet.
- Cost way less than the real Rolex.
- Look just like the real thing, they say.
Now, this other one, it’s blue. Blue like the sky on a good day. Pretty, I suppose. But they say it costs more. Like a thousand dollars more! For blue! Can you believe that? I’d rather have a thousand dollars than a blue watch, that’s for sure. Could buy a whole lot of chicken feed with that kinda money.
These Rolex Submariner, they got different numbers too. Like 16618. And 116619. And 14060, somethin’ like that. What those numbers mean, I don’t know. Maybe it’s like the year they were made? Like my old truck, it’s a ’78. Still runs, though. Most days.
They say these imitation ones, these High imitation Rolex Two-tone Black Submariner, they are good for folks who want a fancy watch but don’t wanna spend all their money. Like buyin’ a used tractor instead of a new one. Still gets the job done, right?
They got these other watches, too. “Seiko,” I think it was. And “Deep Blue.” Sounds like a movie, don’t it? “Deep Blue Rescue.” Maybe it’s about rescuin’ folks from the water. With their Submariner watches, probably.
If you want the style but not spend too much, then High imitation is good. They say “first copy” or “imitation” Rolex, same thing, I think. They say it looks the same, it is good, but not that price. A good deal, I guess. You can get that High imitation Rolex Two-tone Black Submariner, or maybe that blue one if you like blue, and not worry about money.
Now, this two-tone, it’s got gold on it, they say. Gold is expensive! I remember when old Pa lost his gold tooth. Caused a whole ruckus. So these two-tone ones, they cost more than the plain ones. Because of the gold. Makes sense, I reckon.
- Two-tone means gold and somethin’ else, I think.
- Gold makes it cost more.
- But still cheaper than a real Rolex, probably.
But these High imitation Rolex Two-tone Black Submariner, they don’t have real gold, I bet. Just look like it. Like that shiny paint they put on them old cars. Looks fancy, but it ain’t real chrome. These copy Rolex, they say you can find your “ideal match”. What is that? Like finding a husband? Funny way to talk about a watch, ain’t it?
They say you can get a good deal on these watches. They say “shop now” and get your style. Well, I don’t know about style. I wear what is comfortable. I wear what is cheap. But if you like that fancy look, I guess it is good. This High imitation Rolex Two-tone Black Submariner quote, it is good, they say. Cheaper, but look good, like the real one.
I still don’t know why anyone needs a watch that tells you the time underwater. But hey, folks like what they like. Me, I’m happy with my old clock on the wall. It’s got a little bird that pops out every hour. Scared the cat the first time it saw it. Funny sight, that was.
So, if you are looking for a watch, and you want that Rolex Submariner look, maybe this High imitation one is for you. It is black, two-tone, look like the real one. Cost less. That is what they say. Just don’t go divin’ in the well with it, you hear?
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