This here, this watch, they call it Rolex Green Submariner. Shiny, green, like a, like a big ol’ beetle’s back. My grandson, he’s always on that computer thing, says folks are crazy ’bout these. Says they’re hard to get, like hen’s teeth. I reckon that’s why some folks is makin’ fakes. Gotta watch out for them fakes, they ain’t worth a darn.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I heard a thing or two. This here high imitation Rolex, it’s supposed to be just like the real one. Heavy, like it’s made of good stuff. Not like that cheap tin can stuff you get down at the five and dime. If it feels like a toy, it probably is a toy. Real ones, they got some weight to ’em, like a good, solid, metal.
They say the real ones, these Rolex Submariner, they last forever, they’re durable. My old man, bless his soul, he had a watch, not a fancy one like this, but it lasted him years. Took a lickin’ and kept on tickin’, as they say. These new ones, if they’re made right, they should last a good long while too. Just need to clean it up sometimes, just like cleaning up a dirty kitchen, it’ll last a long time if you keep it clean. My goodness, if you don’t take care of it, it won’t last, I tell ya.
These green ones, they call ’em “Starbucks.” Why? I don’t know. Don’t look like no coffee to me. But that’s what they call ’em. They’re the ones everyone wants, apparently. They like the color green, I guess. Maybe it makes them feel rich, who knows? I see a lot of people wanting the Rolex new green Submariner, it is crazy. They say it will take a long time to buy it, like two years.
- This real Rolex, it’s big, they say 40 somethin’ millimeters. That’s about as wide as, uh, well, wider than my thumb, that’s for sure.
- These fake ones, they try to copy it, but sometimes they mess it up. Too big, too small, just not right. Like tryin’ to fit a size 10 foot in a size 8 shoe.
- If it’s a real Rolex, it’s gonna cost ya. A lot. More than I make in a year, that’s for sure. But if you got the money, and you want one, well, that’s your business.
Some people think they are smart, making these fakes. They even call ’em “Rolex super clones.” That is so silly. They think it’s like buyin’ the real thing, but it ain’t. Like them plastic flowers, they look real from far away, but up close, you can tell. They ain’t got no smell, no life to ’em. You can’t fool me, I know the real ones.
Now, I seen some of these high imitation Rolex watches, and I gotta say, some of ’em are pretty good. They got the look, the feel, almost. But there’s always somethin’ off. Like a pie with too much salt, it just ain’t quite right. You gotta look close, real close. Check the little numbers, the way the hands move, everything. You need to check it very carefully, or you’ll regret it.
If you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ one of these Rolex new green Submariner watches, be careful. There’s a lot of tricky folks out there, tryin’ to make a quick buck. They’ll tell ya anything to get your money. Don’t be fooled by their fancy words and shiny pictures. You need to know what you’re lookin’ for, or you’ll end up with a dud.
I remember one time, my neighbor, she bought a watch from a fella down at the market. Said it was a real fancy brand, cost her a pretty penny. Turns out, it was a fake. Stopped workin’ after a week. She was so mad, she could’ve spit nails. Lost all that money, and for what? A piece of junk. That is so sad, don’t be like her.
So, if you want a real Rolex Submariner, you better be prepared to pay. And if you’re lookin’ for a high imitation Rolex, you better know what you’re doin’. Don’t be a fool and buy somethin’ just because it looks good. Do your research, ask around, and don’t be afraid to walk away if somethin’ don’t feel right. This is what I always tell my grandson, and he always listens.
It’s like buyin’ a used car, you gotta kick the tires, look under the hood, make sure everythin’s in workin’ order. Same goes for these watches. Don’t just take their word for it, see it for yourself. And if you ain’t sure, find someone who knows about these things. There’s always someone who can help ya out, if you know where to look.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about these Rolex new green Submariner watches. Just remember, be smart, be careful, and don’t let anyone pull the wool over your eyes. There’s a lot of good people out there, but there’s also some bad apples. Just gotta know how to tell ’em apart. That’s all there is to it. Don’t make a deal with a bad person, always watch out. You will be sad if you get cheated.
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