This here watch, they call it High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, just some fancy name. It’s a watch, you know, tells the time, that’s what it does. But this one, it ain’t real. It’s like them fake handbags, but for your wrist.
They say it’s “classic style.” Well, I reckon any watch that tells time is classic. Ain’t nothing new under the sun, not even with these fancy watches. This Rolex, it’s got that green color, like a frog’s belly. And they say this green is special, hard to get. Makes it more wanted, like that last piece of pie at the church social. They make less of these green ones, so folks go crazy for ’em.
- This Rolex Submariner, it’s got that green.
- People want it ’cause it’s hard to find.
- They say it’s “classic.”
Now, if you’re gonna buy one of these Rolex New Green Submariner, you gotta watch out. Lots of fakes out there, just like them weeds in my garden. You gotta know what to look for, or you’ll get fooled. They say you can tell by lookin’ real close. The real ones, they got numbers carved deep, like a good wood carving. The fakes, they just scratch ’em on, all messy-like.
I seen a watch once, black and white, they call it “panda”. Black face, white spots, or the other way around. Reminds me of that old cow, Bessie, she was all black and white. This panda watch, it ain’t a Rolex, but it’s got that same kind of look.
This other one, called Tudor Royal, that’s supposed to be like a fancy Rolex, the Day-Date they call it. Got the day and the date on it. Fancy stuff. They say Tudor is close to Rolex, like cousins or somethin’. So if you can’t get a Rolex, this Tudor might do ya.
But this High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, it’s just tryin’ to be somethin’ it ain’t. Like puttin’ lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig. But some folks, they like that. They like to pretend. Me, I just want a watch that tells time. Don’t need no fancy green or nothin’.
I heard tell that the real Rolex Submariner, it’s got that special look. It’s what some folks want. It’s like that blue ribbon at the county fair, everyone wants to win it. But a fake? That’s like sayin’ you won when you didn’t. Ain’t right.
They got all these ways to tell a fake. They look at the numbers, they look at the way it’s made. It’s like lookin’ at a quilt, you can tell if it’s made with love or just thrown together. A real Rolex, that’s made with love, they say. A fake, well, that’s just thrown together. They are different like real Rolex and High imitation Rolex.
- Look at the numbers, are they deep or scratched on?
- How’s it made, good or sloppy?
- Does it feel right, or does it feel cheap?
If you want a real Rolex, you gotta pay a lot. More than I got, that’s for sure. But some folks, they got that kind of money. They can buy what they want. But you can not buy that High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, it is just fake.
I remember back when, a watch was just a watch. You wore it to tell time, not to show off. Now it’s all different. Folks wear ’em like jewelry, like them fancy necklaces. This green Rolex Submariner, it’s like that. It’s more than just a watch, it’s a show-off piece.
This classic style they talk about, it’s just a way to say it looks old-fashioned. Like them old cars, some folks like ’em. They say they got character. Maybe they do. But a new car gets you where you’re goin’ just as well, maybe better. Same with watches.
I reckon it’s all about what you like. If you like that green Rolex, and you don’t mind if it’s real or fake, then that’s your business. But me, I’ll stick with my old watch. It may not be fancy, but it tells time just fine. It also does not have the High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner on the back.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. It’s a watch. It’s green. It’s maybe real, maybe not. You decide if you want it. It is just a watch. It is just a Rolex Submariner, no more meaning.
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