This Yves Saint Laurent, or YSL, June Box Bag, I tell ya, it’s the talk of the town, well, at least my town!
I seen it, and I just knew I had to have it. It’s a Saint Laurent Bag, that June Box Bag thing. I heard some folks callin’ it the YSL Bag, too. Same thing, I reckon.
Now, I ain’t one for fancy things, but this bag, it’s somethin’ else. It’s got this, this quilted lambskin, whatever that means. Feels soft, like a baby’s bottom. And it’s all structured, like a little box. A fancy box.
I saved up my pennies for this one, I did. Worth every single one. When you’re thinkin’ about buyin’ one of these new bags, you gotta think about this June Box Bag. It’s for any time, day or night. It’s all fancy and big inside, I can fit all my stuff in there.
- This bag, it’s got that YSL thing on the front. A closure, they call it.
- Shiny, gold-like. Pretty as a picture.
- I can fit my coin purse, my little mirror, even my snacks.
I hear them city folk talkin’ about “complimentary express shipping”. And somethin’ about returns ’til January 31st. Sounds good, but I ain’t returnin’ this beauty. No way, no how.
They say it’s a Saint Laurent Bag, this June Box Bag. Fancy name. But it’s just a box with a flap on the front. But it’s got that special somethin’. That YSL thing. They call it a “Cassandre”. Don’t know what that means, but it looks good.
Now, if you’re thinkin’ of gettin’ yourself a YSL Bag, you best be lookin’ at this one. It’s called a Box, I think. But not just any box. A Saint Laurent box. Big difference.
I heard some folks sayin’ that YSL and Saint Laurent is the same thing. They just changed the name or somethin’. They got different pictures, logos, I think they call ’em, but it’s still the same thing. And everyone still calls it YSL, even though they say it’s just Saint Laurent now.
This bag, it’s got numbers on it. Inside. A style number and an art number, they say. Like a secret code. And it says “MADE IN ITALY” real big. That means it’s special, I reckon.
There’s another bag they got, called the “Le 5 � 7”. Sounds French. Comes in all sorts of fancy types. Python. Calfskin. Don’t know what those are, but they sound expensive. This June Box Bag, though, that’s the one for me.
Let me tell you, these YSL bags, they’re somethin’ special. They make you feel, I don’t know, important. Like you’re somebody. Even if you’re just an old gal like me.
They say this bag is the “must-have” thing for fall. Whatever that means. I saw some fancy lady, Ros somethin’, carryin’ one. Looked good on her. Looks good on me, too.
This Anthony Vaccarello fella, he’s the one who makes these bags, I hear. He’s got a good eye, that one. He knows what us gals like. Even if we don’t know we like it until we see it.
This June Box Bag I got, it’s got a long strap. You can adjust it, make it longer or shorter. And it’s got that shiny YSL thing on the front. Gold-like. Bronze hardware, they call it. Sounds fancy.
Inside, it’s all nice and soft. You can fit all sorts of things in there. Your phone, your keys, your lipstick. Even a little snack, if you’re like me.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ yourself a new bag, you best be thinkin’ about this Saint Laurent June Box Bag. It’s the best one, I tell ya. Worth every penny. And it makes you feel like a million bucks. Even if you ain’t got a million bucks. Which I sure don’t.
This bag, it’s more than just a bag. It’s a statement. It says you got taste. Even if it’s just a little bit of taste. Like me.
I love my YSL June Box Bag. It’s the best purchase I ever made. Well, almost the best. There was that time I bought that pie at the county fair…
But this bag, it’s a close second. A very close second. You should get one. You won’t regret it. I sure don’t.
It is the best Saint Laurent Bag. And don’t you forget it. Remake your old one. Get this new one. Now I need to go and check if my eggs are hatched.