That Rolex, yeah, that Rolex, the shiny one. My neighbor’s boy, he got one. Said it cost more than my old donkey. He calls it a Submariner, a fancy name, don’t it? But I seen some, they ain’t real. They call ’em “high imitation,” which is just a nice way of saying fake. This here’s about them Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, the ones without that little date window.
Now, that boy, he thinks he’s somethin’ special with his Rolex. But I told him, “Boy, you gotta watch out for them fakes!” See, a real Submariner, it’s heavy. Like, real heavy. Feels like you’re holding a good, solid brick. These high imitation ones, they feel light, like a tin can. Ain’t no good. I heard the real ones, they’re like, 40 millimeters, whatever that is. It’s about this big, I reckon. Maybe bigger than a bottle cap.
And these Rolex watches, they got numbers on ’em. Little tiny numbers, you need a magnifying glass to see ’em. They’re like a secret code. The real ones, they got these numbers, and the fake ones, they might have ’em too, but they ain’t right. They’re all messy and crooked.
My neighbor, she’s always bragging about her boy. She say, “Oh, his Rolex, it’s so rare, so classic“. Say only one in five of them steel Submariner watches is a No-Date. Makes it special, she says. I don’t know about all that, but I do know, a real Rolex, it’s gonna cost ya. These high imitation ones, they’re cheaper, but you get what you pay for, I always say.
- That Rolex, it’s a big deal, I guess.
- Submariner, that’s the name. Like a submarine, goes underwater.
- High imitation means fake. Don’t get fooled.
- Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, that’s the one without the little date thingy.
- Classic style, they say. Means it’s always in fashion, I reckon.
Now, if you’re gonna get yourself one of them Rolex watches, you gotta be careful. You gotta know what you’re lookin’ for. These high imitation ones, they can fool ya. They look real shiny and new, just like the real Rolex. But they ain’t the same. Like that No-Date Black Submariner. It is simple, and some folks like that. They say it’s a classic style. My neighbor, she likes it. But me? I don’t see the big appeal, all that money for a watch.
I remember my old man, he had a watch. Wasn’t a Rolex, though. Just a regular old watch. But it worked. Told the time just fine. He didn’t need no fancy Submariner or no high imitation. He just needed to know when it was time to milk the cows. He always said there’s a real one and a fake one in everything. Same with the Rolex No-Date Black Submariner. I guess a real one is good, but many fake ones out there.
But these young folks today, they like their fancy things. They see them movie stars wearin’ them Rolex watches, and they want one too. They don’t care if it’s a high imitation or the real deal. They just want to look the part. Especially that No-Date Black Submariner, it is so popular. I think it is because many famous people wear it. It looks simple, but people still like it. They call it classic style, you know.
- Real Rolex, heavy. Fake one, light.
- Real one got tiny numbers. Fake one, numbers are messy.
- No-Date Black Submariner, that’s the simple one.
- Classic style means it never gets old.
- High imitation, don’t get tricked!
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ a Rolex, a Submariner, or even one of them No-Date Black Submariner watches, you better be careful. Don’t get fooled by them high imitation ones. They might look good, but they ain’t worth a bucket of warm spit. And remember what I said, a real Rolex, it’s heavy, it’s got them tiny numbers, and it’s gonna cost ya more than a new-born calf. It has a classic style, but still a lot of money.
And if you do get a real one, don’t go around braggin’ about it like my neighbor’s boy. Just wear it and be happy. A watch is a watch, I always say. It tells the time. That’s all that matters. Even it is not a Rolex No-Date Black Submariner. Even it is a high imitation. It is just a watch, after all. Don’t let them fool ya, a watch is just a watch, no matter what they say. That classic style thing, it is just a word. A real one is good, but don’t let people fool you with those fake ones.
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