This here watch, they call it a High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Original order, you know? It’s one of them fancy watches. I heard folks talkin’, sayin’ it’s like the real deal, but cheaper. Lordy, them rich folks and their expensive things.
They say it’s a “Submariner,” whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ that goes under the water. Maybe for them deep-sea divers. This one, it’s black, black as coal. And it ain’t got no numbers for the date. Just the time, plain and simple. You know sometimes simple is better than those complicated ones. I don’t need nothing fancy, just need to know the time.
Now, this “original order” thing, I reckon that means it’s made just like the real expensive ones. Same factory, maybe? I don’t know the details of these things. I just know that you can barely tell the difference. Some folks, they got an eye for that sort of thing. Me? I wouldn’t know a real one from a fake one if it hit me in the face.
This Rolex, it’s got some fancy numbers on it, somewhere. Engraved, they call it. Like they carved it in there real good. Probably helps you tell if it’s a real one or not. But who cares, long as it tells the time, right? But them rich folks care about these things. They want everyone to know they got the real deal. This High imitation Rolex, well, it lets folks pretend, I guess.
I seen some fellas, they was lookin’ at these watches, talkin’ ’bout how hard it is to get one. Seems like a lot of fuss for a watch. They call it “got the call,” like it’s some big secret or somethin’. Sounds mighty intense to me. Why not just go to the store and buy a watch like a normal person? But what do I know?
Some watches, they got that little window with the date in it. This one, it don’t. They say the real ones, they make that date easy to see. No glare, or somethin’. The fake ones, they mess that up, they say. The light bounces off it wrong. Bunch of fancy talk, if you ask me. If you want to know the date, just look at a calendar.
They got a whole list, I hear, a “checklist,” they call it. To tell if a Rolex Submariner is real or not. Lord knows what’s on that list. Probably a bunch of things I wouldn’t understand anyway. It is not easy to tell a fake one, unless you know a lot about these luxury watches.
This watch, it’s got somethin’ called a “Triplock” crown. That’s the little thing you use to wind it, I think. And a “crown guard”, must be there to protect that little thingy, right? They say it’s waterproof. Three times waterproof, even! Like you could swim to the bottom of the ocean with it. Not that I’d ever do that. I can barely swim in the creek! And the glass on it, they say it won’t scratch. Tough stuff. Good for clumsy folks like me.
They say these real Rolex watches, they got a special way they move inside. All made by Rolex, they say. Fancy machinery, I suppose. Keeps the time real good, I reckon. Not like them cheap watches that stop workin’ after a week.
Now, the price. Hold onto your hats. They say a real one of these Submariner watches costs a fortune. Nine thousand dollars! Ten thousand dollars! Can you believe that? For a watch! You could buy a whole herd of cows for that kind of money! This high imitation one ain’t that expensive, I bet. Still probably more than I’d pay, though.
Here’s a list, might help you understand this Rolex thing a bit better:
- High imitation Rolex: Looks like the real thing, but way cheaper.
- No-Date Black Submariner: Black watch, no date numbers.
- Original order: Made like the real ones, maybe same factory.
- Engraved Numbers: Numbers carved into the watch.
- Triplock Crown: Fancy name for the winding thingy.
- Crown Guard: protects the winding thingy, make it waterproof.
- Sapphire Crystal: Tough glass that don’t scratch.
- Self-winding: Means it winds itself, I guess?
So, that’s what I know about this High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Original order. It’s a fancy watch, looks like the real expensive ones, but it ain’t. It’s black, got no date, and it’s made to fool folks, I reckon. But if you just want a watch that tells time, and don’t care about all that fancy stuff, this might be the watch for you. Just don’t go payin’ no ten thousand dollars for it! That’s just crazy talk, for a watch!
I’ve heard that these watches are very popular. Many people want a Rolex Submariner. This No-Date Black Submariner is especially popular because it’s a little more affordable, they say. Maybe people like it because it looks simple. It does not have the date, just the time. I think that’s fine. For me, a watch just needs to tell the time. I don’t need any other functions.
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