I heard some folks talking ’bout that fancy YSL JUNE BOX BAG, sayin’ it’s from the official store. Well, let me tell you, I don’t know much ’bout them fancy stores, but I know a thing or two ’bout bags.
This YSL bag, they call it JUNE BOX BAG. Sounds like a box you keep your jam in, but I guess it’s for fancier things. This bag, it’s s’posed to be somethin’ special. They say it’s a Saint Laurent. Sounds French. Don’t know no French folk ’round here.
They say this Saint Laurent, it’s a big deal. Like, when you wear their stuff, you’re tellin’ everyone you got money. Well, good for them, I reckon. I got my old purse, and it holds my money just fine. But you know, these young folks, they like their fancy labels.
- YSL JUNE BOX BAG
- Official flagship store
- Expensive stuff
- Saint Laurent, big name
Now, this JUNE BOX BAG, they say it comes in all sorts of colors, all sort of fancy stuff on the outside. Maybe it’s shiny. I seen some made from cows, some from snakes. Lord have mercy, I don’t want no snake purse! But, you do you, I always say.
They say these Saint Laurent folks, they’re like the kings and queens of makin’ clothes and bags. They got their own way of doin’ things, and everyone knows it. They say this YSL JUNE BOX BAG is one of those things that everyone knows. They even use this fancy word, “monogram”. Sounds like something for your teeth, but I think it’s just their name all fancy-like on the bag.
And get this, they say these Saint Laurent bags, they’re like those other fancy names, like Chanel and Dior. Never heard of ’em, but they must be somethin’ if they cost more than my whole house!
People payin’ a fortune for these YSL JUNE BOX BAG things. They say you’re payin’ for the name. Well, my name’s just fine, and it don’t cost nothin’. But these young folks, they like to show off, I reckon.
If you want to buy a YSL JUNE BOX BAG, you gotta go to their store, their online store, they call it. It’s all on the computer now. Back in my day, we just went to the market. They got all their stuff there, these bags, and clothes, and shoes. All with that Saint Laurent name on ’em.
Now they got these fancy pumps, I think they are shoes. These YSL JUNE BOX BAG things, and other things with that long name, I cannot even remember. Must be some special stuff.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this place called Columbus. They got a park, and a museum. I don’t know much ’bout museums. Probably got old stuff in ’em. But they say it is somethin’ fancy, just like this YSL JUNE BOX BAG.
They got a court in Columbus too. For the law and such. Sounds important. Probably as important as this YSL JUNE BOX BAG is to some folks. Don’t get into trouble, that is what I always say.
And they say somethin’ ’bout shippin’. I reckon they send it through mail. They say it’s free, if you buy this fancy bag. Well, that’s somethin’, I suppose. And somethin’ ’bout returnin’ it, if you don’t like it. Well, I never returned nothin’ in my life. You buy somethin’, you keep it.
They got news in Columbus too, just like we got here. They talk ’bout the weather, and the cars, and sports. Same old, same old. But they probably talk ’bout this YSL JUNE BOX BAG too. Must be somethin’ big.
They even got weather reports in Columbus. I reckon it rains there too. And it’s windy sometimes. Just like it is here. I bet even rich folks with their YSL JUNE BOX BAG get rained on sometimes.
So, this YSL JUNE BOX BAG, it’s a fancy thing, from a fancy store. It costs a lot of money, and it’s got a fancy name. If you like that sort of thing, well, good for you. Me, I’ll stick with my old purse. It’s served me well, and it don’t cost a fortune.