Well, lookie here, I got this thing today, they call it a Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001, original order. This fancy name, I don’t even know what it means. But it looks pretty, kinda like those fancy watches the rich folks in town wear.
They say it’s a Patek, but not a real Patek. You know, like those fake eggs we used to get that one year, tasted just like real eggs, but cheaper. I guess this is the same thing. This Remake Patek Philippe thing, they say it’s all the same as the real one, just made someplace else. Original order, they call it. Whatever that is.
What’s a Calatrava?
This Calatrava thing, that’s what they call this type of watch. Like how we call those big, round pumpkins “Big Max”. This is a Calatrava 6119R-001. Sounds like a mouthful, I tell ya. But folks who like these things, they know what it means.
Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001, What’s That?
It’s this pretty, shiny thing. Gold-colored. Like that gold tooth old man Johnson had. This Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001, it’s got a pretty face. Got them little lines on it, like the wrinkles on my old hands. And the numbers, they look all fancy, like the writing in them old books at the church.
- It’s shiny.
- It’s round.
- It tells time.
They say it’s got this thing called a “manual winding caliber 30-255 PS”. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds important. Like when we used to wind up that old clock in the living room. You gotta wind it up, or it stops. This one, they say it keeps going for 65 hours. That’s a long time. Longer than I can stay awake, that’s for sure!
Looks Like the Real Thing, They Say
This Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001, they say it looks just like the real one. The real one, that’s for rich folks. Costs more than my old house, I bet. But this one, it’s cheaper. Like buying those day-old bread, still good, just not as fresh.
Is It Any Good?
Well, I don’t know much about these fancy things. But it looks good. It tells time. And it didn’t cost an arm and a leg. So I guess it’s alright. For an old lady like me, it’s more than enough. This Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001, even if it’s a remake, it’s still pretty nice.
It’s Big, For a Watch
This thing, it’s kinda big. 39mm, they said. Don’t know what that means, but it’s bigger than that old watch I used to have. It is 8.08mm tall. And it’s round, like a full moon. And it’s got this shiny back, you can see all the little parts moving around inside. Like watching them ants work in their hill. It can even go in the water, a little bit. Not that I’d take it swimming, mind you. 30 meters under the water, can you imagine!
It Has a Lot of Parts
They say this watch, this Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001, it’s got 164 parts. 164! Can you believe it? More parts than my old sewing machine. And each one of them tiny, like a flea on a dog’s back. I can’t even see them without my glasses.
And this other thing, they call it the diameter, it’s 31mm. And it is 2.55mm thick. Smaller than my pinky finger, that’s for sure. I don’t know how they make these things so small. It’s like magic, I tell ya.
New, They Say
They told me this type of watch, this Calatrava, it came out in 2021. That’s not too long ago. Like when my grandson got his new bicycle. It was all shiny and new. Just like this watch. Patek 6119r-001, that’s what they keep saying. It is new.
It’s a Luxury Watch
This watch, they call it a luxury watch. Now, what does that mean? I guess it means it’s fancy. Like them fancy cakes they sell at the bakery in town. Too pretty to eat, almost. I guess this Remake Patek Philippe, it’s too pretty to wear, almost. But I wear it anyway. Makes me feel a little fancy, too. Even if I’m just an old lady.
This Patek Philippe, it’s a big name. Like them big names in Hollywood. Everyone knows them. Same with this watch, I guess. Folks who know about watches, they know Patek Philippe. And this Calatrava, that’s another big name. Like a big shot in a small town.
So there you have it. This Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001, it’s a pretty thing. It’s a fancy thing. And now, it’s my thing. I’ll wear it to church, maybe. Or maybe just around the house. Makes me feel good, wearing it. Like a little piece of sunshine on my wrist.